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November 24, 2016 23:02

Welcome to Israel Millis here's hoping you do not get hit by a missile thrown by one of the friendly Palestinian kids the IDF failed to arrest the last time he was throwing rocks at civilian cars.
Of course Watchful there leads a pretty sheltered life watching her TV dramas and projecting madly and so she never had the terrifying experience of passing through a road in Israel (route 65) in Millis's beloved Lower Galilee where he wants to send all the zealots and having your car windscreen smashed by a mob of Arab kids throwing stones while being egged on by their elders - so much so that the kids in the nearby Kibbutz had to go to school with a military escort but hey that's just another day in Israel.
By the way we'll be checking that you do not buy any settlement produce in Mr Zol on Hapalmach on Friday and will ask you to explain why if it was legal for Jews to settle and build homes before 1948 in east Jerusalem it is according to you illegal now - please have your answer ready.

November 24, 2016 23:02

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