I have a limited supply of 4.2 million "Mossadidit" baseball caps for sale. They come in various colours but you would be foolish not to buy the 12.7 million in red.

Since, I am only prepared to deal wholesale, I intend selling the entire 29.6 million caps to the highest bidder.

95.3 million of them will be auctioned on Ebay next week unless I can sell 189.6 million to the Dubai police.

This is a fantastic opportunity for any emerging Third World nation to supply "Mossadidit" baseball caps to their citizens. Of course, it would help if the latter are Jewish, or at least have forged EU passports