(#1182) The results (© David Minkoff)

Lionel takes Freda to their doctor for a check-up. After the doctor finishes examining Freda, he takes Lionel aside and says, "I don't like the look of your wife at all."
"I don’t either, doctor," says Lionel, "but she's really very good with the children and she’s a great cook."

(#1219) Feelings (© David Minkoff)

Sharon tells her best friend Ruth, "I’ve broken off my engagement to Moshe."
"Oh Sharon," says Ruth, "I’m so sorry. Why?"
"Because my feelings towards Moshe have changed – they just aren’t the same anymore," replies Sharon.
"So tell me," whispers Ruth, "are you giving him back the engagement ring?"
"No I’m not," replies Sharon, "my feelings towards the ring haven’t changed."