This is one of those sentences you don't think you are hearing as you are hearing it.
Sky News, midday:
The top story on Tuesday 14th April: Jack Tweed has been given a two month jail sentence.
Who is Jack Tweed? He is, I have just discovered thanks to Google, the late Jade Goody's husband.
In what way is that conceivably the top story on any day, at any time, in any way?