Age: 36
Lives: Radlett
Occupation: Media
Nickname: Goldy
Team supported: Spurs
Position: Striker
Previous clubs: Oxford & St. Georges, Stonegrove, Faithfold
Status: Married
Likes: Watching my son do literally anything
Dislikes: Arrogance
Football idol: James ‘Mini Vern’ Gordon
Best player played with: Jewish – Si White, Non-Jewish: John Barnes
Famous look-a-like: Tim Roth
Favourite ground: Pitch 4, Amsterdam FC, Amsterdam
Favourite food: My wife’s meatloaf
Favourite kosher restaurant: Solly’s
Favourite holiday destination: Barbados
Favourite film: City of God
Favourite car: Ferrari 250 GT California
Actual car: Ford Focus
Big match preparation: Jaffa Cakes & Red Bull
Dream date: Alex Bourne’s missus
Career highlight: Winning Division Three a few years ago
Claim to fame: Being told by Ian Wright I had a “sweet left foot”
One regret: Not playing a musical instrument
Motto: Never eat yellow snow
Studs or blades? Studs
Bagels or rye bread? Bagels
Shwarma or falafel? Shwarma