Lives: Gants Hill Age: 25
Nickname: Junior
Team supported: Arsenal
Positions: Defender/midfielder
Previous clubs: Marshside & Glenthorne
Status: Taken
Likes: Bamboo
Dislikes: Egos
Football idols: Phillipe Cocu
Best player played with: Jewish: Steven Summers, Non-Jewish: John The Roofer
Famous look-a-like: Stephen Ireland or Sid from Ice Age
Favourite ground: Highbury
Favourite food: Deli
Favourite holiday destinations: Miami, Tel Aviv
Favourite films: Jerry Macguire and Big Labowski
Favourite car: Mondeo
Actual car: Peugeot 206
Big match preparation: You can’t play with a loaded gun
Career highlight: Winning the Cyril Anekstein Cup in 2004
Dream date: Alexa Chung (call me!)
Claim to fame: I once stalked Alexa Chung
Studs or blades? Moulds