Sunday Times dating columnist Dolly Alderton, after attending her first Jewish wedding, wants one herself. "Everything from the smashed glass to the roaring cheers of 'Mazeltov' to the midnight bagels made me long to be part of this club," she wrote on Sunday.
The do, in Somerset, did have at least one feature you'd normally not find in a central London hotel: a 2am drumming circle under trees with a woman on a flute.
So how should she go about fulfilling her dream? "Go back on one of those navigational dating apps, sit in a Golders Green café and start swiping right," a friend advised.