What is redder than a lobster?
Answer: a rabbi's face when he spots one on the menu of a Jewish organisation.
A reader from the North of England was exercised about an email shot he received from American JDate for a singles weekend in California next month.
Along with the promise of "incredible beach", "gorgeous accommodation", Martinis and women - apparently more numerous than men - there is, of course, the food: sushi, steaks and lobster.