Fair play, Eyal Booker is a bit of a “hottie,” according to my wife (who is old enough to be his mum!).

I’ve never been a fan of reality television and am not planning to start now. I really don’t understand what all the fuss is about. Maybe I’m just getting old!

Although not as passionate about supporting the England team as I was in my childhood (Italia 90 and Euro 96 were about as good as it’s got), I’d rather see Trent Alexander-Arnold running down the wing than watching Dani Dyer running for cover.

I pulled Sweden out of the hat at the JC office sweepstake, so perhaps that will explain my lack of enthusiasm, too. Once England get KO’d, Jose Pekerman’s Colombia will be my second team. What price on a Jewish winner?

We’re not exactly spoilt for choice this time, but a World Cup-Eurovision double would be a real result.