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The big wallet

November 24, 2016 22:51

While driving in the car yesterday morning, I had a most hilarious conversation with Ilan, about him buying a car when he's 17, which I must share!

Ilan: Grandma learnt to drive when she was 17.

Me: That's right. So did I.

Ilan: Can I learn to drive when I'm 17?

Me: Yes, of course.

Ilan: I'm going to get my own car.

Me: Really? Cars are expensive!

Ilan: Well, first I'll learn to drive your car,. Then I'll learn to drive Mummy's car, and then I'll buy my own car.

Me: How are you going to buy the car? You'll need lots of money.

Ilan (following a few moments of thoughtful considersation): Well, you can get me a big wallet!

Me: Oh! To put your money in?

Ilan: Yes!

Me: Where will you get the money?

Ilan (further pause for consideration): You could also put some money in the big wallet!!

November 24, 2016 22:51

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