Forget David Cameron and Ed Miliband. We’ve been looking in the wrong place for solutions to the nation’s ills.
The answer lies — as it always does — with bubbe.
As Doris Osen, who is standing in Ilford North, puts it: “We have the time, the energy, the intelligence and experience. We have been through so much in our lifetime.”
If Gladstone could be PM at 84, then why shouldn’t Doris take up a seat this May at the age of 85? Instead of baying Tories and screaming socialists, it’s time we had the rule of grandma. Bubbe knows best.