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The Jewish Chronicle

Opera: The Magic Flute

Why Sir Colin's conducting is out of sight

February 4, 2011 11:01
Peter Hoare as the Moorish slave Monostatos and the world-class Kate Royal as Pamina in Mozart’s opera

By

Stephen Pollard,

Stephen Pollard

1 min read

There are few more soul-destroying moments in a theatre than when, moments before the curtain rises, the empty seat in front of you, with its uninterrupted view of the stage, is suddenly empty no more. And it is always the tallest man in the building who comes in last and plonks himself in front of you.

Well, it happens to critics, too. As I was settling into my seat, waiting for Sir Colin Davis to walk into the pit and raise his arms, what must have been not the tallest man, not the two tallest men, but the three tallest men who have ever been seen sat down in the row in front of me.

Not only were they preposterously tall, they all seemed to have attention deficit disorder, shuffling, fidgeting and chatting at random moments throughout the night. I could bore for Britain on how manners in the theatre (and cinema and concert hall) have deteriorated. Another time...

So, much as I would love to be able to tell you about the acting and the look of this third revival of David McVicar's revival of Die Zauberflöte, I cannot, because I could never see more than a quarter of the stage.