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Stay radiant all winter long

October 12, 2012 13:38
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By

Brigit Grant,

Brigit Grant

3 min read

There are only 16 days left of what we laughingly call British summertime, which means approximately 384 hours before I turn green. Not a vivid forest green like the Wicked Witch of the West, but a watery shade of asparagus that makes me look tired and unwell. It’s the price I pay for being olive skinned. Bronze in summer; a stuffed-cabbage coloured in winter.

To quote Kermit the frog: “It’s not easy being green” and to be honest, I’ve never understood why my Ashkenazi heritage hasn’t provided me with a ruddy outdoor complexion that smacks of good health in the cold months. But it hasn’t and so I have a maintenance regime that includes dog-walking, the occasional Sun Angel sun bed (the safest kind) and lots of Hawaiian Tropic After Sun, which is a great year-round moisturiser with a scent that takes me back to the beach.

I have also invested in a MiniSun (£29.99, www.valuelights.co.uk). I’m not officially a SAD (seasonal affected disorder) sufferer, but I read that the lamp triggers the hormone serotonin which regulates moods, prevents insomnia and should ultimately stop me from stomping about in a rage. Small enough to fit in a handbag and generating light equivalent to standing outside on a clear day, but it doesn’t give me a tan.

Now I know that beauty gurus and fashion-types have a penchant for porcelain, but even the fair-skinned among you can see the benefits of a little facial colour in a February frost. It’s essential if you want to pull off the 2012 purple trend with conviction, look lithe in that little black dress or simply be seen beneath layers of knitwear and tweed.