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Finally, I have figured out maths

You may struggle with numbers - but it counts not to give up

August 14, 2017 11:14
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Everyone in my family is a maths brainbox — except me. Like a set of Happy Family cards, we include Mr Maths, the statistician; Master Maths, the accountant; Mrs Maths, the bookkeeper and two Misses Maths, A*-at-a-levellers. My earliest memory of maths is from Infants Two, when my friend Sarah went to Israel for a whole term. Reluctant to get ahead of her in the textbook, I stopped working. In Juniors, I regularly missed trigonometry because it clashed with my duty as staffroom biscuit monitor.

My parents called in a tutor — this led to a tantrum in which I scrunched up my long-division sums and stuffed them into a cup of tea. He persevered and improved my maths enough for me to win a place at a top girls’ school. Where everyone was a maths brainbox — except me. Maths lessons were impossible to follow, so I passed the time writing poetry or covertly doing my history homework. Still, it got me down.

I sat maths O-level early (it was compulsory) and I am not telling you what grade I received. I was thrilled to quit the subject forever. But when my younger daughter, Manuella, qualified as a maths teacher, she challenged me to try again. She began to teach me. No tea was involved this time, possibly because maths was not about long division any more but also because they had invented Starbucks since the last time I took exams. Nor did the GCSE require log tables or slide rules and you could use a calculator. And wow, what today’s calculators can do! They can display fractions, actual fractions with a line between the top and the bottom bits (yeah, yeah, the numerator and the denominator). And then convert them to decimals at the touch of a button. Wow.

For months, I was patiently instructed in circle theorems, algebraic fractions and, crucially, how to make the curves on my graph “look like Kim Kardashian’s bum” (she had not been invented the first time I took maths, either). But as an English graduate, I preferred questions that involved a story — problems about a hedgehog trying to cross the road with a 0.4 probability of being run over, or graphs about Ted’s journey to his grandma’s house.

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