Age: 25
Lives: Borehamwood
Occupation: Lettings manager
Team supported: Tottenham Hotspur
Position: Centre half
Nickname: Worzel Gummidge
Previous clubs: HMH, Brady Maccabi, EDRS Stonegrove, Athletico Stanmore, North West Neasden B
Status: Has a girlfriend
Likes: Music and going to gigs
Dislikes: Arrogant people
Football idols: Glenn Hoddle, Paul Gascoigne and Zinédine Zidane
Favourite grounds: Wembley, Nou Camp and White Hart Lane
Favourite food: Chips
Favourite kosher restaurant: Blooms
Favourite holiday destinations: New York and Las Vegas
Favourite film: Goodfellas
Favourite car: Bugatti Veyron
Actual car: Mini Cooper
Big match preparation: Drink plenty of Lucazade Sport
Dream date: Megan Fox
Career highlight: Finally winning the JC MSFL
Claim to fame: having a ridiculously cool hairstyle
One regret: Wrapping my BMW Z3 around a tree
Motto: Work hard and play hard
Studs or blades? Studs
Bagels or rye bread? Bagels
Shwarma or falafel? Falafel