Age: 35
Lives: Kentish Town
Occupation: Property Consultant
Nickname: J
Team supported: Arsenal
Position: Centre midfield
Previous clubs: FCNL, Harlequins FC
Status: Married with two children
Likes: The family and cricket (plays for Casual Nomads)
Dislikes: Negativity
Football idol: Tony Adams
Best player played with: Steve Faye
Favourite ground: Ashton Gate
Favourite food: Buckwheat pasta
Favourite kosher restaurant: Just become a vegetarian so haven't found one yet
Favourite holiday destination: Knysna, SA
Favourite film: Chariots of Fire
Favourite car: Not pc
Actual car: I don't have one
Big match preparation: Eat a Mars bar
Dream date: Catherine Oxenberg
Career highlight: Scoring at Highbury 10 years ago
Claim to fame: Can't break anonymity
One regret: None
Motto: Just for today
Studs or blades? Studs
Bagels or rye bread? Rye bread
Shwarma or falafel? Falafel