Age: Almost 39
Lives: Bushey
Occupation: Trader
Nickname: Saffs
Team supported: West Ham United
Position: Forward
Previous clubs: Kenton, Mill Hill
Status: Married with two boys; Joe, 10, and Hayden, six
Likes: The kids behaving themselves
Dislikes: Spurs and the kids misbehaving
Football idols: Trevor Brooking and Paolo Di Canio, the two best players I have ever seen in the Claret and Blue
Favourite grounds: Upton Park of course, the late Claremont Road and the Millennium Stadium
Favourite food: Nothing in particular, put it on my plate and I’ll eat it!
Favourite restaurant: Madisons
Favourite holiday destination: USA
Favourite film: Blazing Saddles
Favourite car: Not too fussed about cars
Actual car: Freelander
Big match preparation: Ten hours sleep would be nice but normally a bottle of lucozade and brunch bar suffices
Dream date: I married her
Career highlights: Won the Cyril Anekstein with Mill Hill and Camden Park reaching the final at Jom Ha Voetbal
Claim to fame: Was in the same relay team as Darren Braithwaite and Tony Jarrett
Motto: Always do what she tells you
Shwarma or falafel? No preferences, I eat to survive!