By, Anonymous
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Age: 34 Lives: Edgware
Occupation: Wedding videographer and media production supervisor
Teams supported: Chelsea and England
Position: Centre forward until two years ago, now centre back and reserve keeper
Previous club: Bournemouth Youth
Status: Married to Keren Kristal with three daughters - Meira, Kalila and Lielle
Likes: Whiskey and Torah
Dislikes: John Terry taking penalties, The Special One leaving the Bridge
Football idols: Zola, Hoddle, Van Basten, Maldini
Best player played with: Jewish - Brian Bradley (my Dad, the Jewish Pat Jennings), Non-Jewish - Jamie Redknapp at Bournemouth Youth
Favourite ground: Stamford Bridge
Favourite food: Steak
Favourite kosher restaurant: Herodus, Caesarea
Favourite holiday destinations: Jerusalem and California
Favourite films: Gummo, Festen
Favourite car: 1969 Dodge Charger (The General Lee)
Actual car: Renault Scenic
Big match preparation: Drinking the gallons of Lucozade Sport I won on Talksport and avoiding the pre-match run
Dream date: My wife, Keren
Career highlights: Leading Bafana Bafana out to play at the Emirates and scoring in the Bournemouth Cup final against ex-Southampton and Bournemouth keeper Neil Moss
Claims to fame: Schoolfriend of Batman (Christian Bale) and Bafana Bafana’s all-time record goal-scorer
One regret: None
Motto: Better to be considered a fool your entire life than to have Hashem think of you as a wicked person for even a moment
Bagels or rye bread? Bagels
Shwarma or falafel? Both