In the Orient Hotel in Jerusalem I was presented with a cappuccino with my likeness on it. In froth. Don’t ask me how they did it or why I was singled out for special treatment
December 18, 2025 10:24
I’m back in Blighty, as the previous generation used to say, but my dreams and hopes and fears take me back, daily, to Eretz Yisroel. The resilience of the people in the face of the hostility, lies and misunderstanding in the world is unique.
If I was to mention the fact that in one month the civilian deaths in Sudan mount up to more than in the two years of the war in Gaza, I would be accused by progressives of “What-about-ism”, which is their blanket excuse for every fact-based defence of the Jewish state. They will cite the effective boycott of the arts in South Africa during apartheid, and I will cite back the use of the term apartheid when 20 per cent of Israel is Arab and an Arab judge can send an Israeli politician to jail.
Since coming home, I have spoken at a Lions of Judah event in a north London home. There were 30 or so philanthropic female guests from Israel, who were here for three days to meet their fellow lionesses in London. I guess I was the sort of amuse bouche at the end of their bustling and informative trip. Somehow I had forgotten to read the bit about half my audience being Israeli so I had to chuck away my usual spiel about Hull, my mother Zelma and calling the Queen Pam instead of Ma’am and just let rip with my current response to my experience of being in Israel at this time.
The art and design, the music and the poetry fed my soul. The security I felt walking in the streets of Tel Aviv and Jerusalem surprised me. I am learning with every step I take.
David’s niece, Yael, works with GNT, a therapy centre in Eilat for survivors, especially the child survivors, of October 7. Lev Otef, founded within GNT as an emergency fund for the survivors, “was born out of heartbreak but it exists out of love”. Trauma, they believe, is imprinted in the body. By the water’s edge they have built a light airy building, where they provide music, dance, meditation and creativity. Then there are the dolphins. They are free spirits who live in the sea but somehow sense where their presence can heal. Apparently these large-brained, intuitive mammals choose which child they will swim with. The effect is soothing, diverting and, some say, utterly liberating.
One boy had not taken off his shoes since he and his mother were captured, for fear he would have no shoes on if they came for him again. He slept in his shoes. On the second day he took them off and walked on the warm sand. After contact with his dolphin, he was able to put on goggles and a snorkel mask without triggering gasping flashbacks to the airless tunnels where he was held captive for so many months. If you have a spare bob or two of Chanukah gelt left, you might consider a healing donation (see website below).
This is just one of the aspects where Israel is far ahead in tech and innovation. In the Orient Hotel in Jerusalem I was presented with a cappuccino with my face on it. In froth. Don’t ask me how they did it or why I was singled out for special treatment.
We did have dinner with the actor Kevin Spacey and his manager Evan Lowenthal in Tel Aviv – no, don’t jump to conclusions because a) he was never convicted and b) he, for all his faults, is a philosemitic man, performing his one-man show to 2,000 Israelis and c) he is, without doubt, the finest actor I have ever seen on a stage. Anyway, it is possible they primed the Orient we were a “somebody” because I have no personal profile in the country. But there I was, childishly delighted to drink my own face.
I love going to my local cinema but I have no desire to drink or eat there. I’m there to see the film. We sought out Blue Moon, a Richard Linklater film, wordy and stationary by today’s standards – it all takes place in a New York bar on the night of the opening of the musical Oklahoma!, and basically concerns the sour and envious sadness of Richard Rodgers’ former lyricist Lorenz Hart. All right, it wouldn’t appeal to the Marvel comic crowd but at the Vue on Finchley Road we were a small but appreciative audience of four. Ethan Hawke, a marvellous actor, was neither short, Jewish nor gay but otherwise perfectly cast. Hart wrote my favourite lyric. It is a couplet from the song It Never Entered My Mind.
“You have what I lack myself,
And now I even have to scratch my back myself.”
Plus – my second favourite lyric from Pal Joey, excised from the film version:
“I’ll sing to him, each Spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him.”
Not to mention:
“Vexed again, perplexed again,
Thank G-d I can’t be over-sexed again.”
Sticking to a theme, our outing of the week was to the SODS ball. As in Society Of Distinguished Song writers. It is a lyrical event, bringing together some of the honoured writers who have created the music that has accompanied most of our lives. Tony Hatch, tiny in a sparkling tuxedo, bashed out Messing About on the River, Downtown and Don’t Sleep in the Subway; while Marty Wilde, at 86, belted out, with a trace of irony, “Why must I be a teenager in love?” The production values must have been done by Poundland and the food at the Landmark hotel defied the rules of digestion, but it was all so good-natured and sentimental that none of us gave a wham, bam, thank you Sam.
One more thing, then I’m through… Mr Wonderful. If you missed the Sammy Davis tribute on BBC4 – find it. If he didn’t have enough tribulations alongside his God-given talent, he actually chose to convert to Judaism. Famously, one day on the golf course with Jack Benny, he was asked what his handicap was. “Handicap?” he asked. “I’m a one-eyed Negro who’s Jewish.”
PS I am frequently told that I am brave to speak out, but of course from the comfort of a safe-ish democracy it is not difficult to appear brave. I am, honestly, as the old BBC used to say, “of a nervous disposition”. I look behind me a lot. At the lighting of the Chanukah candles on Primrose Hill Bridge yesterday, I never stopped looking behind me, whether singing Maoz T’zur or stuffing a doughnut in my mouth. It wasn’t a big turn-out but it had passion and pride as well as fear.
I do not understand, notwithstanding the horror to come of Bondi, how a march can proceed through Birmingham with a wall-to-wall banner saying “Globalise the intifada!” Had it said “Kill all the Jews in the world,” would it THEN, perhaps have invoked the Race Relations Act? I shall be at Downing Street’s Chanukah lighting this week. I shall say, “Keir, you are allowing a premeditated call to murder.”
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