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Geoffrey Alderman

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Geoffrey Alderman

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Spying: a job for a Jewish boy?

September 23, 2011 10:18
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As an Oxford undergraduate, required to be in residence for just three eight-week terms a year, I was reasonably well off. But as a research student I had to finance all my travel and other expenses, plus my year-round board and lodging, out of a modest quarterly subvention of £125 (around £600 per month at present values). My bank balance was never very healthy. So an invitation to a free dinner was something I could not bring myself to refuse.

In the autumn of 1967 I received just such an invitation. This took the form of a letter, hand-written (as I recall) by William "Bill" Deakin, the founding Warden of St Antony's College. I was invited to partake of dinner, at the college, with him and what he described as a 'colleague.' Of course I knew Deakin by reputation – he was an historian who had been Winston Churchill's literary assistant and who had undertaken special operations in Yugoslavia during the Second World War. But St Antony's specialised in international relations, whereas my research (supervised by "Pat" Thompson, a former Bletchley Park code breaker) was in modern British history. What on earth could Bill Deakin want with me?

At the dinner (and a lavish dinner it was too, expensive smoked salmon washed down with copious quantities of beer and spirits) I found out. Or at least I think I found out. I was plied with questions. What languages did I speak? Did I enjoy foreign travel? Eastern Europe? South America? Did I have any current girlfriends (I had none)? Or did I prefer male company?

It was only over dessert (accompanied by an excellent Drambuie) that the penny dropped. It should of course have dropped much earlier. There is no such thing as a free dinner. Bill Deakin had strong connections with the Secret Intelligence Service (popularly known as MI6). The entire purpose of the dinner was to "look me over" with a view to my being recruited as one of Her Majesty's spies. As I downed a second Drambuie I knew I had to make a quick decision. "Bill," I said (for he insisted on my calling him thus), "I don't want the job you may be thinking of offering me." He neither confirmed nor denied the truth of this statement. Ever the gracious host he told me how delightful it had been to meet me. And that was that.

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