By
Stephen Pollard,
Stephen Pollard
What is the question to which the answer is Emile Heskey?
Emile Heskey!
I'm going to the Israel game as part of my stag do. So I have request to make:
Can I play, please Mr McClaren? Since you seem happy to pick lumbering, useless wastes of football space, I'd have thought I've a great claim on a place.
