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Peter Reich

Opinion

Our Roots are Our Roots

November 12, 2008 19:12
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Three days ago, Sunday 9th November, thanks to my good friend Ronnie Golding, I enjoyed an amazing morning. Ronnie had invited me to join him at the annual Remembrance Day service at the British War Cemetery in Ramleh. To be honest, I am not sure why I agreed to go but at 8am we met up and Ronnie drove us to Ramleh.

The British War Cemetery in Ramleh is, as every 10 year old Israeli school child knows, the last resting place of Harry Potter. And of course Ronnie and I paid our respects. Harry had been a member of the Worcestershire Regiment and was killed in Hebron in 1939. Since I was born in Worcester it would have been most ungracious not to have visited his last resting place.

And then we bought our poppies (NIS 10 each, which I have learned from daughter is a wopping 20% discount on the going Oxford Street price) and sat down to enjoy the service led by the clergy of the Anglican Church in Ramleh, and presided over by the British Ambassador to Israel.

Despite the presence of an honour guard from the IDF the whole service and wreath laying ceremony was a wonderful example of British precision and respect. I said “despite the presence of the IDF” because after 6 months of training night and day no English soldier could ever approach the level of Israeli shlumpery which the IDF can do naturally without any practice whatever. And the amazing thing about Israel is that I can live here and say this without any fear of being arrested or hung drawn and quartered because we Israelis are so good at military shlumpery. We start off by carefully selecting 16 soldiers for the honour guard – each soldier must of a different height and build, each must wear a uniform either too large or too small and they must never been taught to march. It helps when the commanding officer has never heard of the commands necessary to bring his band of assorted military to attention, to ease or any other of the approved military ballet steps. At Ramleh this whole dance was played out wonderfully when one soldier decided which command was appropriate and then shouted at the officer man who then repeated it to his lower ranked colleagues. Shlumpery to perfection.

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