This is possibly the most ridiculous opening to a news story I have ever read, by the usually superb Andy McSmith in today's Independent:
The former Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik increased the pressure on
Andy Coulson yesterday by questioning his competence and calling for
him to stand down.
Pressure was increased by Lembit Opik offering his thoughts?
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