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I can't stop the news for a day

This year, Shavuot fell right in the middle of the week, on a Wednesday and Thursday. For religious journalists, these days, as with every Shabbat and Yom Tov, served as a media blackout period.

June 2, 2017 09:00
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I have a confession to make. 

During Shavuot, I was imagining what life would have been like if, while the Children of Israel were wandering through the Wilderness, we’d been producing newspapers. 
In between moaning about how there was no press seating arranged for the Revelation at Sinai, badgering architects about how they were going to bring in the Tabernacle on time and under budget, and commissioning polling in the wake of Korach announcing his leadership challenge, I think we would have done reasonably well (although dealing with the occasional bout of leprosy as Divine punishment for publishing awkward but accurate information would have been a regrettable occupational hazard).

But one area we might have had some trouble with would have been Shabbat and Yom Tov. And that is something that hasn’t changed much in the last few millennia.
This year, Shavuot fell right in the middle of the week, on a Wednesday and Thursday. For religious journalists, these days, as with every Shabbat and Yom Tov, served as a media blackout period. No phones. No internet. No TV. If there is any news — as there was, for example, seven weeks ago, when Theresa May called the election on the eighth day Pesach, a Yom Tov — then we find out about it only after three stars have appeared in the sky, signalling the return to normality. We can then check what we’ve missed.

And if it turns out that we have missed something, we then feel like the guy who turns up really late to the party, expecting it to be buzzing when it’s just quietening down. Or the person who just started watching Game of  Thrones and can’t stop talking about how amazing it is. We know, new GoT enthusiast. That’s why we’ve been watching it for the past seven years.