JC columnist Martin Samuel has - of course - the best joke of the World Cup so far, in today's Mail:
Good news from the England camp. Robert Green has now faced 900 shots
in training and has not conceded a single goal. Fabio Capello is so
pleased he says that from tomorrow he is going to let him and Emile
Heskey train with the rest of the squad
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