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Geoffrey Alderman

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Geoffrey Alderman

Opinion

Avoid these shady shnorrers

August 5, 2010 12:07
3 min read

Attending a Tisha b’Av morning service at a synagogue in north-west London last month, my recitation of the exquisite kinot (elegies) composed for this occasion was aggressively interrupted twice by “collectors” waving grubby sheets of paper and soliciting cash donations for the supposed charities on whose behalf they were raising funds.

When davening on routine weekdays in New York earlier this year, my prayers and those of my fellow congregants were similarly interrupted by gentlemen who, by their conduct — moving from male worshipper to male worshipper quite oblivious as to what prayers (such as the mourners’ Kaddish) were being recited — demonstrated that, despite their beards and black hats, they knew little about Yiddishkeit and cared even less.

My contact with such collectors is mercifully constrained. In London, Marion and I live a mile or so outside the “Jewish” heartland. In the north-east of England, we have a cottage on the coast near, but not too near, the holy city of Gateshead. Friends of ours who live in deepest Golders Green tell me they are frequently visited by collectors who present themselves on their doorsteps at all hours of the day and many of the night. I hear similar stories from colleagues in Manchester.

What is more, collectors appear to have no compunction about gate-crashing barmitzvahs and weddings. At a wedding I attended last summer, the collectors not only presented themselves at the chupah, but brazenly followed those celebrating into the reception, aggressively importuning guest after guest and waving the same (or very similar) grubby sheets of paper.

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