The Olympics. Now, whatever you might think of London taxpayers being crippled for generations so that people can run around and throw things in 2012, here's something I bet you didn't realise.
It's all a Zionist - aka Jewish - conspiracy.
Specifically, the dates of the London Olympics.
Because, in case you weren't aware (but then you would be aware, since - if you're Jewish - you must have been involved in the conspiracy) the 2012 games clash with Ramadan.
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