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Stephen Pollard

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Stephen Pollard,

Stephen Pollard

Opinion

An affair to remember

September 18, 2007 00:00
1 min read

I was sent this Bar Mitzvah invite the other day. It's no doubt spurious, but it's nonetheless got elements of the truth about it:

It is with great stress, emotional and physical fatigue
and incredible financial sacrifice beyond comprehension,
that we invite you to join us as our wonderful son

Jacob Adam

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