Millions have reportedly been spent on Roman Abramovich's Carribbean knees-up, including 300 guests on the island of St Barts, fireworks on the Chelsea owner's private estate, and a private performance by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
But the Jewish oligarch could have saved his cash and caught the Chillis for the price of a plane to Tel Aviv, where the band are playing next year as part of their world tour.