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Theatre review: The Phlebotomist

This debut chills the blood

April 3, 2019 15:55
Jade Anouka

By

John Nathan,

John Nathan

1 min read

Ella Road’s stunningly assured debut play is about blood. It is already becoming increasingly easy to use the red stuff to predict disease, but Road takes this development further, imaging a world in which companies decide whether or not to employ someone based on what latent diseases their sample reveals.

It is the job of Bea (Jade Anouka) to feed the samples into a machine that spews out a score of between one and ten. Anyone with less than eight can forget a job in the City or law.

Meanwhile, personal relationships are based on the number too as it is hard to imagine that someone in the top 20 percent is going to want to have children with someone in the bottom half, even if the low scorer has a higher IQ.

For instance, Bea (a 7.1) has fallen for Aaron (Rory Fleck Byrne) who not only has an 8.9 but is also a descendant of Lord Alfred Tennyson, Bea’s favourite poet, which can only add to his charms.

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