Theatre

Reshape While Damp

A vulnerable, damaged, dog-fearing Jewish woman

August 12, 2011 13:51

By

Lee Levitt,

Lee Levitt

1 min read

Naomi Paul, an Oxford University graduate who teaches English as a foreign language, performs "persona-based comedy for a discerning audience". So says her flyer, at any rate. And when I pitched up at a rare moment when it wasn't actually damp in Edinburgh, it was a very discerning audience of four - including me.

Her character is that of a vulnerable, damaged, dog-fearing Jewish woman, who speaks in a halting, deadpan voice and lives on her own in Birmingham. Her idea of a Saturday night out on the town is a trip to the local hospital after she has chopped her finger while making a leek-and-potato soup at midnight.

"There's new scientific evidence about Jesus being Jewish," she says, fixing us with an approval-seeking look. "He lived with his mother till he was 30, he thought she was a virgin, and she thought he was God."

Confiding early on that she is Jewish ("lapsed Reform", as it turns out), she adds: "Being Jewish can be quite inconvenient - as Jesus found out. If I hadn't have told you I was Jewish, you wouldn't have known it, because I don't look Jewish ... and, of course, some of my best friends are English."

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