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The power of humour and how to spot a Jew

May 19, 2016 11:57
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ByAshley Blaker, Ashley Blaker

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So my tour is pretty much at an end and, as I approach the final show at JW3, I can't help but look back and wonder what I've discovered about Jewish Britain. After all, in the past few months I've visited 40 different communities and performed in front of well over 5,000 people so I reckon I've seen a pretty good cross-section of Anglo-Jewry. Only the Chief Rabbi will have been to more shuls in this time, although he didn't have to worry about getting heckled. Or at least I hope not.

So what have I learned?

1. We are obsessed with security. Perhaps this reflects the world we live in but I had to wonder if we'd gone too far when I arrived at Mill Hill Synagogue for a sound test and overheard a CST unit leader briefing his 10-man team as though it was the start of a covert military operation. "Ask them why they bought tickets. If they can't reply, take them down!" I feared for my audience!

In Sheffield, they went even further and wouldn't let me in the building until they'd searched through my bags. "Look, just because you're wearing a kuple and tzitzis doesn't mean anything," the man on the door said. "Fair enough," I replied, "but look at that poster behind you. That's me!" To which he shot straight back: "it's amazing the lengths that some people will go to". I thought: that would be some terrorist. Not only is he walking around with a beard and payos, he's organised a 40-date synagogue tour and persuaded the JC to sponsor him doing it!