ADAM TAUBER - Taubs - Captain fantastic aka moaning minnie
DANIEL SELWYN - Selly - I'm fantastic, I am ...
JON ALEXANDER - J.A. - no. 2 torso in the squad, pretty boy ... not
LEOR SIDLE - Sids - Ralph Lauren's top model
STEPHEN PECK - Pecky - no. 1 torso in the UK, AFC Flixton's own Hulk, has his own kit top to suit his body ...
OSHRI AMAR - Osh - Mr Personality ... not. (We love him really) kicker of the world unite
ADAM WILSON - Wee Willy Winkie - says it all about "Our Adam"
MARK BELL - Belly is rumoured to be the Team Maccabi GB captain for the EMG. Just lurves referees
ALEX SINGER - Sings - the smallest man in the squad, but biggest in the tackle. Crunch!
ADAM GILMAN - Gilly is off to the EMG in July - The "Culture" Club of Flixton
MICHAEL WARWICK - Sweetest smelling player in the world!
ANDY ROSENBERG - Rosey - has a nosebleed, when he gets too far forward
ADAM STEVENS - Twister, turner, gambler, drinker, late night playboy of the team
JAMES ROSENBERG - "best-looking" of the Flixton group, getting married this year ... for his sins ...
ROB JACOBS - Roby J - good dentist, good golfer, okay footballer!
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