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Is this a cure for 'illiterature'?

May 14, 2015 12:09
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I'm going to ask you to do something you've never done before and be part of a revolution in publishing, but first let me tell you a story.

In 1992, I lost my girlfriend in a bus crash in Ecuador. As I watched the coffin being lowered in to the ground, I vowed I would build a monument to honour her memory. I thought about the The Taj Mahal; the ultimate temple to lost love, but a marble palace was ever so slightly beyond my price range. What other options were there, apart from the ubiquitous park bench inscription? I decided to write a book and eventually, in 2006, after 10 rewrites, it was finished.

But my little monument to love was rejected by 20 publishers.

They said it would never sell. They had good reason; after all the book contained two strands - one set in the First World War on the Eastern Front, the other in the 1990s in South America and London. And if that wasn't confusing enough, there were passages about quantum physics and photographs of animals copulating. It didn't fit in to any genre, there was no precedent for a book of this kind and, on the surface, it looked like the work of a grieving lunatic. The book was called Random Acts of Heroic Love.