Frum Satire responds to the New Jersey money-laundering scandal with the top 10 signs your rabbi was recently indicted:
10 Suddenly takes on minhag to wear hat on face
9 Synagogue Charity Auction now includes “Kidney”
8 Unless you work in criminal defense, you ain’t getting Shlishi
7 Rebbetzin is suddenly on Jdate
6 Afternoon Halacha Shiur now entitled: “Ankle Monitors on Shabbat”
5 Will be spending the rest of the summer “upstate”
4 Sermon comes in form of an Affadavit
3 Keeps tying everything to an obscure “Josef in Jail” metaphor
2 Pretty sure he just referred to Bernie Madoff as “Shlita”
1 He’s still wearing Black & White, only this time, it’s all stripes
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