OK, look I'll admit it. The rumours are true. The London Olympics really are one big fat Zionist conspiracy.
The Jews have infiltrated the games - we are going to win all the medals, get all the best seats and make loadsa cash from the sponsorship.
How do I know?
Well, this poster was recently unearthed in the belongings of an early zionist leader...
Really, how can you argue with it?
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