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Spurs and their missing stars

The San Siro welcome offered neither sustenance nor relief and, worse still, flagged before it started

October 21, 2010 13:06
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For many North Londoners, Wednesday night was the biggest event since the Stones hit Hyde Park in '69. The mighty Spurs in the top European competition for the first time for two generations, and playing Inter Milan (not Dinamo Cluj or FC Basel) in the fabled San Siro stadium. What romance! What soccerly riches!

But when Tottenham Hotspur published its advice to fans travelling to Italy, there were two discordant notes struck, one in a higher and one in a lower key. The bass bum note advised supporters that "toilet facilities are of the basic European design for both male and female and are few and far between". Why was this, one wondered. Do Italians have better bladder control than other people? Or was this a feature of the Away sections of the stadium, designed to discomfort the visiting fans and give an air of anxiety to their chanting?

This thought was strengthened by the next sentence. "Catering facilities," Spurs warned, " are small for the number of fans expected and we would suggest that you eat prior to arriving at the Stadium. However, please avoid the Bars in the near vicinity of the Stadium as these are for home fans only."

In other words, welcome to the San Siro, now **** off.

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