Iranian President AhmadDinnerJacket visits Lebanon. Last week it was announced that he would visit South Lebanon, and would ceremoniously stand on the southern border ... and throw stones at Israel! And this is noch a leader of a soon-to-be-if-not-already-nuclear power!
The "ceremony" was cancelled today because of the high number of UFO's, presumably based immediately south of Lebanon's border, that hovered overhead when Mr. DinnerJacket entered South Lebanon.
Interesting to note, was the message of welcome from Nasrallah, Hizbollah's leader, to DJ. Nasrallah declared that Israel was an illegal state, and must be destroyed.
Nothing new in that message - the point of interest was from where Nasrallah made his video'd speech of welcome: from his bunker, deep underground, where he has been hiding since Israel last invaded Lebanon some years ago.
He brings to mind the story of the hen-pecked husband, whose wife never missed a chance to emphasize her control over him. One day she had a large number of friends in her house, so she said to them: "watch this" and then called to her husband. He appeared of course, immediately, and she said to him "Mouse! Get under that table NOW!". He did so, fast. She then said "Mouse! Now get out from under the table and stand up!".
At this point however, husband developed a sudden streak of rebellion. "I won't come out!" he said. "I won't! I'll show you who's master in this house!"
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