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Geoffrey Alderman

ByGeoffrey Alderman, Geoffrey Alderman

Opinion

My word, is it a turning point?

April 17, 2015 15:12
3 min read

I confess to being a pessimist. Optimists believe that everything is for the best. Often this is far from the case, so optimists are sad people. We pessimists believe that things have a habit of turning out for the worst. Often they don't, which makes us very happy.

With that in mind, let's turn our attention to the Koran. Every Jew should read the Koran. Why? Not simply because this book is read by every devout Moslem. Not simply because the reading of it forms the foundation of Muslim religious education. Not simply because its teachings are pivotal to the upbringing of Anglo-Muslim children throughout the land. But because of what the Koran has to say about the Jews.

Ideally, the Koran should be read in its original Arabic. But there are a number of translations available; the one I use is published by Oxford University Press. "O believers," my translation runs in Sura (chapter) 5, "take not Jews and Christians as friends … O believers, take not as your friends those of them, who were given the Book before you … Whomsoever God has cursed ... and made some of them apes and swine, and worshippers of idols… The Jews … are cursed for what they have said."

Pretty strong stuff, eh? But just in case you're tempted to take comfort from the fact that only some of us Jews were turned into apes and swine, let me direct you also to Sura 7, wherein it is implied that the Almighty routinely took to punishing Jews by turning them into apes, and to Sura 2, where this fate – to have been turned into apes and pigs – is repeated. And just in case you are tempted to interpret these verses in an allegorical rather than a literal sense, let me assure you that not only did early Muslim commentators agree that God did turn Jews into apes and pigs, but that modern Islamic scholars agree wholeheartedly with this interpretation. The south Asian philosopher Abul Maududi (1903-79), who might be regarded as a founding father of modern Islamist thought and whose philosophy is being fully implemented by the so-called Islamic State, had no doubt that the metamorphosis – from humans into apes – was inflicted upon the Jews of the Koran in a literal sense.