My name is Ghenghis Kahn
I am an astronaut
I used to live on the moon and went to The University of The Sea of Tranquility where I studied Venutian anthropology
Then I made aliya to Mars
I have been unhappily married for 457 years on account of my extreme OCD affliction
I have four little green children and three little purple grand children.
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