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Simon Round

Opinion

It's the mice that set me up

March 11, 2011 10:55
2 min read

When you reach my age (and without giving too much away there is a four in there somewhere) strange things can begin to happen to your body. Your muscles, particularly your legs, become stronger, your fat ratio begins to drop and you can run farther and faster then you could a year previously.

Of course this does not happen to everyone. If your idea of exercise is a trip to the kitchen to butter a little more challah, you will not see these improvements.

This was me until the beginning of the year, at which point I decided, to quote Woody Allen, that I didn't want immortality through my work, I wanted it through not dying. And fitness was my chosen method of cheating death.

I am well aware that, as of this point in history, an alarming percentage of people do seem to be expiring - estimates put it as high as 100 per cent. But there is hope. My Ashkenazi genes are good - all my grandparents lived to ripe ages despite diets rich in lockshen. And then of course there are the mice.

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