
At least this advertiser sends you to the doctor.
CURE YOUR HEAD AND YOUR STOMACH
You don’t have to go to the doctor, though. Take Carter’s pills – they help for everything.

STRENGTHEN YOUR SPINE
Scoliosis? Don’t bother with a back brace. Get your health back by just popping a pill.

You don’t need to read the story – I’m sure you are already convinced.
CURE DIABETES
No, you can’t cure diabetes with a pill. You need an Antidiabeticum.

AND JUST IN CASE THEY DON’T WORK
Of-course, they probably will work. Let me re-phrase that. They will certainly work. But you might want to invest in:

Life insurance. Just in case.