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Rabbi Aaron Goldstein

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I'm chilling before 4G turns the whole country into a hotspot

September 15, 2012 21:04
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I have suddenly had the urge to look into moving to Brighton. I quite liked Norwich when I was last there. Perhaps Lincoln as long as I do not have to cycle up the hill and its not so far from Leicester where I hear there’s plenty of interfaith work. Now Cheltenham, there’s a place and Hereford would really make a change and I do like a pint of the freshest cider every now and then. Ach, it really doesn’t matter which one it is. They all have Congregations of Liberal Judaism I could serve (if they would have me?), the standard of living is sure to be high as would be the quality of the local culture and easy to access countryside.

In fact, as long as is not Belfast, Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Derby, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Hull, Leeds, Liverpool, London, Manchester, Nottingham, Newcastle, Sheffield and Southampton (trying saying that lot in the middle of Haman’s sons names!) then my High Holydays will be made up.

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