I understand that condemnation. I agree the killing has to stop. But meanwhile, a week is a long time in geopolitics, and a month, it turns out, is an era so long ago that it seems many of those posting or marching or flag-waving or justifying calls for global Intifada cannot apparently remember exactly what happened on October 7. My opinion is — and I give it, by the way, with the caveat that I’m someone who deconstructs the antisemitic mindset, not someone versed in Middle East history, or diplomacy, or military imperatives, or how much Benjamin Netanyahu’s policies have screwed any chance of peace — a ceasefire and a two-state solution would be good, but I don’t know how you negotiate that with pogrom perpetrators. That’s all I got: because I’m a writer and comedian, and, unlike many commentators online, providing simple answers to impossibly difficult historical conflicts based on binary positions of good and evil isn’t my wheelhouse.
This is my wheelhouse. Before all this happened, I was going to write about my time at Sydney Jewish Writers Festival. I went to this back in August, which now seems like about 100 years ago.
It was a great week, with lots of fascinating events. Some funny stuff happened. I went swimming with Alex Ryvchin, the CEO of the Executive Council of Australian Jewry, assuming he would be, like Jews are supposed to be, a nerd, or old and bearded, but he turned out to be ridiculously handsome and ripped, which made me look like, next to him, Methuselah; I appeared on a panel about Jewish comedy where the woman who runs the very funny jewishmemesonly account on Instagram revealed that I basically know only about three Hebrew words; and I arrived an hour late to a Friday night dinner attended by every big Macher in Sydney, which I didn’t realise was in my honour.
For a while, I considered still writing that piece, not least because every article in this newspaper since October 7 has been about Israel and antisemitism and I thought it might be good to strike a lighter note. But then I remembered that — in a vignette that seems emblematic of the failure and fragility of high culture, indeed of civilisation itself — the aforementioned mob chanting "Gas The Jews" were filmed doing so on the steps of Sydney Opera House. The wonderful Miriam Hechtman, a director of the festival, texted me to say they would not be able to host the Sydney Jewish Writers Festival now, as it would be too dangerous.
Which is what makes it hard to write a light-hearted piece. And why this newspaper has ended up with another one about Israel.