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Can The English play football?

June 28, 2010 07:50
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Is it really a national disgrace, to accept the fact that kicking a football, is just not the sort of thing that an Englishman does well?

We might be able to bomb Dresden. And we might be able to fight a fair to middling campaign in Iraq.

But when it comes to scoring goals in international competitions, there comes a time, when a sensible nation accepts its limitations and actually comes to terms with the fact that the team managed to get to the last 16.

And that surely, ain't so bad?

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