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Birthday cake - do you bother

I have a real problem with shop-bought cakes. Make your own!!!

August 20, 2017 19:38
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My mother had a birthday last week. I won't give any numbers, but it wasn't one with a zero on the end. 

Generally, I make a cake for every birthday in my immediate family. I can't abide a mass-produced, shop-bought cake. It's just wrong. No love has gone into that bake. They're vile. The only exception is — Colin, Marks and Spencer's oh-so-chocolatey butterfly larva which has us fighting for his many feet.

I digress. Children's birthdays and big birthdays — milestones — warrant a proper royal iced cake. All other birthdays get the person's favourite flavour.