(#1950) A special present (© David Minkoff)
One day, Moshe and Sydney meet at Brent Cross Shopping Centre. "So how’s life treating you Moshe?" asks Sydney.
"It’s not too bad, Sydney. God has been kind to me and let me reach 40 years of age last week."
"Mazeltov Moshe," says Sydney. "Did you get any nice presents?"
"Well," replies Moshe, "mine Sarah bought me an SUV."
"Wow!" says Sydney, "What a fantastic present to be given. I would love to have an SUV. It looks a great car to drive."
"Don’t get too excited," says Moshe. "Sarah only bought me Socks, Underwear and Viagra."