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Snub for Raymond's sideburns

August 7, 2014 15:16
07082014 Raymond Simonson   JW3 Chief Executive Designate

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The Beard Liberation Front has published its shortlist for its annual Sideburns of the Year contest which includes one Jewish representative out of six, the novelist Will Self.

But there is a conspicuous omission among the chosen streak-cheeked, JW3 chief executive Raymond Simonson. The beardies should be bearded until they proffer an explanation.