‘Hit A Jew Day’ is not a hit

Four American schoolchidren are in trouble over their less-than-inspired plan for a Hit A Jew Day at their school in Missouri, in which around 10 of the district's 35 Jewish children were struck. The 11- and 12-year-olds children now face exclusion from school. We suggest humiliation in the manner of Borat's Throw The Jew Down the Well.