"It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying ‘Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying ‘Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!'"

"...and the joke’s on them , 'cause they don’t let Jews in"

"Egg is a strange word. You have to listen closely to egg..."

"Kabbalah - it’s not Jewish, well maybe it’s the tiniest slice Jewish"

Jon Stewart and Borat (Sasha Baron Cohen) - 'The Jew'

Lenny Bruce - "Let Me Explain Jewish and Goyish To You"